Constantine von Hoffman
Writer, Editor, Analyst, Comedian, Blogger, Evil Genius
Work

Click to download PDFs of these stories I did for CMO magazine

Here are links to some of my work for Brandweek:

  • Don Imus & Uncle Ben: “Two icons emblematic of a very strange moment in how Americans and the people who market to them think about race. Call it cultural schizophrenia—we denounce racism but still find it commercially appealing.”
  • Second Life Loses Luster For Marketers: “Marketers continue to rush to the virtual world of Second Life despite increasing evidence they don’t really know what to do when they get there.”

Here are three stories I did about marketing to children:

And some invective about Google for Computerworld:

A long loving look at my corrupt home town:

Other stuff: